Somebody dumped a large old Christmas tree yesterday. It could have been quite funny but here's why it wasn't...
1. Serious and real fire hazard. Christmas trees, especially old ones, are actually highly combustible. All it would have taken was for some visiting idiot to throw a match at it for a laugh and we'd all have been be in serious trouble.
2. Access. Whoever did it was preventing people using chairs and prams from getting in or out. Worsened by the left hand lift only working some of the time right now. That's unacceptable and really nasty.
3. Cost. The collection of rubbish from communal areas counts as an extra charge - including shoe boxes. Everything left is added to our bill and we all eventually have to pay. A new lift would be crippling for everybody. In the end, one of your neighbours put it out for you.
4. It's our home. Please don't ruin it - we've got a nice one, let's make living together in it as easy going for everybody as possible.
If you do have problems putting your rubbish out, please, just ask for help - everybody's really nice and happy to help. Otherwise, please think of others.
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All jokes aside, however it ended up in the lift, there may be a valid excuse - if you know, share with the group:) After various bits of rubbish at the front door and mess in the lifts etc, a tree in the lift has turned out to be the final straw for most:(
If it was you and there's a vague Ealing Comedy farce reason, please tell all as it's a good excuse for a a pint - come on, give us that excuse:)
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