Gay deity Joan Collins is fighting fit and definitely not dead yet after she got over ambitous frock wise at the Oscars. She was gracing the famous Vanity Fair party when she fainted due to what she says was an overly tight frock.
She later wrote in her newspaper column "Apparently, I had fainted in Percy's arms and he, in a panic, had asked security to call an ambulance - which was roomier than (sister) Jackie's limo and, thanks to the sirens, much swifter in Hollywood traffic."
She went on: "I put myself in the care of professionals at the hospital's emergency room. There, after an hour of tests, the doctors discharged me with stern admonishments not to wear such tight dresses - and to eat in future if I was expected to last the pace at the fabulous Vanity Fair party."
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