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JOAN COLLINS SURVIVES TOO TIGHT DRESS DRAMA

Gay deity Joan Collins is fighting fit and definitely not dead yet after she got over ambitous frock wise at the Oscars. She was gracing the famous Vanity Fair party when she fainted due to what she says was an overly tight frock.

She later wrote in her newspaper column "Apparently, I had fainted in Percy's arms and he, in a panic, had asked security to call an ambulance - which was roomier than (sister) Jackie's limo and, thanks to the sirens, much swifter in Hollywood traffic."

She went on: "I put myself in the care of professionals at the hospital's emergency room. There, after an hour of tests, the doctors discharged me with stern admonishments not to wear such tight dresses - and to eat in future if I was expected to last the pace at the fabulous Vanity Fair party."

All of which seems like the perfect excuse for our favourite video...

 

ALLEGED PAEDO PRESIDENT SUCKS UP TO CATHOLIC CHURCH

In a desperate bid to suck up to the Catholic Church, Italy's much loved alleged paedophile el Presidente, Silvio Berlusconi, has attacked gays.

In a move reminiscent of John Majors "family values" farce, he told a church conference  “Gays will never have traditional family values. There’s only one family. This government will not allow singles or gays to adopt."

So, there's something he won't condone!  The populist move is seen by many (everybody) as move to appease the church - yes, even the Catholic Church has to be seen to not support alleged fraudster paedophile wife cheating criminal sex addicts.

RELIGIOUSLY SICK HOMOPHOBES CAN'T ADOPT

Two Christians (there's nowt less..) have been told they can't adopt a child as they hate gays. Well, they didn't say as such but they are sick in head with religion...

Eunice and Owen Johns went to court after a social worker expressed concerns when they said they could not tell a child a "homosexual lifestyle" was acceptable. We know where that ends up.

Fortunately the judge said equality legislation applied to homosexuality as much as your race, colour or creed.  So, it's their religious right to hate gays but not to poison young peoples minds with hate using their made up religion as an excuse.

IN OTHER RELIGIOUS NUTTER NEWS: The Anglican Church has said it won't accept allowing gays to marry their churches. Good. [Sorry, that should say "marry in churches" not "marry churches" which is also something they'd hate but we would pay to see happen.]

 

CALL FOR MUSLIM COMMUNITY TO SORT OUT ITS MEDIEVAL MUPPETS

Gay writer Johann Hari has called for an open dicussion about the rampant and increasingly violent homophobia in the Muslim communuity. In the article Hari points out that the recent spate of attacks "...are not isolated incidents. East London has seen the highest increase in homophobic attacks anywhere in Britain. Everybody knows why, and nobody wants to say it. It is because East London has the highest Muslim population in Britain, and we have allowed a fanatically intolerant attitude towards gay people to incubate there, in the name of “tolerance”."

Hari continues to hightlight that "The most detailed opinion survey of British Muslims was carried out by Gallup, who correctly predicted the result of the last general election. In their extensive polling, they found literally no British Muslims who would say homosexuality is “morally acceptable.” Every one of the Muslims they polled objected to it. Even more worryingly, younger Muslims had more stridently anti-gay views than older Muslims."

DD SAYS! One awful irony is that many gay Muslims face the wrath of these muppets and could do with our support - but instead they get lots of anti-Muslim crap.  Talk about a rock and a hard place.

You can read the whole thing here...

NEW: POLYSTER AT THAT STAR OF KINGS (X) - FRI 11 MAR

This new polysexual night with an eclectic mix of music includes "up and coming bands (and) the launch party presents Berlin’s finest, Fagget Fairys, and New Cross finest, Labyrinth Ear".

BOYZ AND SIRS GOES TWICE WEEKLY

Quick bottoms-up to remind folks that this spanking event is now on Wedensday (from 5pm) evenings as well as Saturday afternoons at The Hoist.  There's a finger buffet!

NEW: NOSH IT AT EAST BLOC - FRI 11 MAR

A new night from Martyn of Carpet Burn fame.  This night's all about House...

DALSTON SUPERSTORE IN MARCH

A:M MARCH LISTINGS

AUDITORIUM AT THE WESTBURY - FRI 18 MAR

Auditorium at the Westbury in Kilburn have Boy George guesting. No idea if he's got rent boys in shackles as his backing dancers but it's on from 8 and possibly a good place for locals or to start from - let us know if you've been (running since January) and what you thought...

NEW: TEA BAG AT VOGUE FABRICS - FRI 18 MAR

Another new polysexual night offering an eclectic mix of music including "electro, indie, techno, hip-hop, pop- whatever".

THE MEN WHO FELL TO EARTH

From 5 March this is now on the first Saturday of every month at the East Bloc. Music wise we're talking "a mix of Punk-Funk, Dirty Disco and Remixed Rock’N’Roll".

ASHLEY RYDER'S STRIP ACADEMY

POTTY MOUTH DISCO - FRI 4 MARCH

Diary dates are 4 March and 22 April and no venue confirmed other than it'll be in the East End.

Y2GAY: CLOSETS MOVE TO A BUNKER - IT'S BIGGER

KING'S SPEECH GOES GAY PORN

Oscar nominated film King's Speech was partly made in a location used for a porn shoot by queerclick, so they say. More explicit evidence of what those royals really get up to here.

VENUE OWNER, CLUB PROMOTER?

Are you on our gay map of London? We're just back from our annual break and are in the process of updating the map - if you aint on it let us know as thousands of people use it every month to find you. 

Listings: we're also updating listings and getting back into the swing of things:) 

FUTURE SHORTS: UNKLE RUNAWAY

HARD ON SAT 26 FEB

Hard on returns Saturday 26th Feb with guest DJs Sharon O Love and Squaddie Pete and regulars  Hugo'sland and Brent Nicholls + Happy hour, play rooms, chill out rooms and loads of horny men. Click the headline for details.

RUT IN ELECTROWERKZ 11 MARCH

Seriously leather club RUT moves to Electrowerkz on Friday 11th March with DJs Jon Delano + Dick Rock + Pistolpete. 10:30pm to 5am, £12 at Electrowerkz, 7 Torrens St, London, EC1V 1NQ. Click the headline for dresscode.