Ashely Ryder tells us that "After the huge success of the sports wear and underwear night for Fetish Week, we are now opening the doors with FREE entry before 10pm for anyone wearing sports wear, lycra or underwear." You're also invited to submit a pic of any of your bulges for an fantastic sounding mosaic - or wank material for the staff, not sure;)
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Serial killers crave attention. By killing they get a platform - that's what they want. So, a bunch a Norwegians are petitioning to have the court he'll be attending permanently closed to the media. We think that's a great idea. If you do to, go here and say you're attending.
If you want to understand the boringly predictable nature always festering inside the kind of people that do these kind of things, view Charlie Brooker's video below.
Word on the street is that the RVT might be raided by Trading Standards this Sunday? Why? Because their Sunday "Chill-Out" is no such thing. Apparently folks have repeatedly turned up expecting bean bags and Enya only to find London's hugely talented Jonathon Hellyer has whipped folks into a comedy frenzy - only to be made worse by some of London's funnest DJ talent.
Jokes aside, it is a chill-out for us as no matter how we feel when we turn up we leave happy and relaxed. If anybody questions that, we expect the Sunday London Action Girls Society will defend the venue with a rear guard action.
Amy Winehouse has died. She was just 27. The BBC reports "A Metropolitan Police spokesman confirmed that a 27-year-old woman had died in Camden and that the cause of death was as yet unexplained. London Ambulance Service said it had been called to the flat at 1554 BST and sent two vehicles but the woman died."
The Met have been in touch appealing for witnesses to a homophobic attack early on Friday morning in Charing Cross.
A 42-year-old man was walking up Villiers Street at 3.40am and when he turned onto The Strand he was viciously attacked. Police say it was totally unprovoked and that the attackers repeatedly punched and kicked his head whilst shouting homophobic abuse. He could have suffered brain damage through this kind of attack.
The attackers are pictured right. If you saw anything, such as where they ran next or perhaps you even recognise them, please contact the police. You can ring the new non-emergency police number, 101, or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.
We're hearing reports that a minister in a region of Ghana has called for all gays to be rounded up, arrested and "got rid off". Local Muslims and Christians have been wound up in a local campaign claiming the region has thousands of gays and lesbians living there.
The Pink Paper says everybody, including landlords and employers are now being asked to inform on anybody suspected of being gay. What is happening when they're arrested and "gotten rid off" is anybody's guess.
Peter Tatchell's had a great idea. Again. Instead of choosing a vague fluffuy theme for next year's World Pride in London, why not go for something serious? He's suggesting decriminalising homosexuality around the world - cause you know, we only focus on the party because we've got rights already. Others don't. Yes, no? Got a better suggestion? Glee?
"Continue reading" for the acres of copy they've sent. To summarise it briefly: new home at Cafe de Paris, Jodie Harsh, all the glam you can get for £14, VIP areas, Jim Warboy, production values. Expect manicured beards and folks who've made a bit of fur coat nae knickers effort to go out for once.
After losing Fitladz, Bodyshakera and Steve Darragh, Union have confirmed what'll be replacing the gaps.
The new Friday nighter's called Do Not Disturb which is billed a pansexual night with Amsterdam areas available. We think that means it'll be a fun mixed club with naughty areas but don't worry - we have asked for clarification. It's open straight through until 8am. Sunday mornings (from 5am) now have a mixed thing called Fl!ng and you can "Continue reading" for what they say on them both...