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A message for HM The Queen on behalf of those who are just queens... without capitalisation

We’re really enjoying the buzz of this historic weekend.  Her Majesty, not Madge (seen here curtsying as she should) you idiots, but HM The Queen has been the one constant in our lives.  She’s been there with us, our parents, our grandparents for Gods sake... and so many others through her reign. She’s been there. We felt for her when she lowered that flag... which was odd.

"Continue reading" for a Damaged take on The Queen's big knees up and our We Love You M'am favourite video that best captures our point for us.

TwiStory at Club Colosseum - Sat 2 June. God bless yer!

Looking for some proper hard house?  There's only one game in town - get your hard house take me on a journey you lazy fucking DJ knackers to this. They say: TwiStory is the the story of Twist, hence twiStory! Every track will be a Twist classic from the past 10 years. Joining them is Twist head honcho Karim (who might be the one of the first boys we met when we came to London) who being a Twist resident for 9 years will have a plethora of classics to throw in the mix. Special guest dj is one of the most experienced stalwarts of hard house - Pete Wardman who will enthrall and entice you with his unique style and delivery.

It might be mixed (get over it) but it rocks and we bet it'll save our hard house lovers caning it as you'll actually be where you wanna be. No funk, skunk or doing a bunk as you're bored with the music.

More info including a fantastic line-up is here.

SOS Jubilee Warehouse Party at Electrowerkz on Sunday - confirmed full line-up

Five rooms of joy thanks to Mr Warboys:) As ever, a nicely written release follows...

East Bloc in June

Douche Bag: The Royal flush at The Star of Bethnal Green - Sun 3 June

Steve Darragh's Contact sets the tone for the Jubilee with Prince Hairy!

Steve writes "This Thursday will see the unofficial opening party for her majesty Queen Elizabeth 2nd's Diamond Jubilee at Contact in Barcode with a special 'pervormance' from Prince Hairy!!! Open 22.00 - 03.00 and just a fiver with the darkroom kindly donated by the Fitladz team."

Contact is picking up nicely with a very sexy crowd in last week.

https://www.facebook.com/events/417567228277174/

STI stats make grim reading. London's top of the list. Time to shape up and pull together!

We're an STI ridden bunch of typhoid Marys according to the latest data.

Matthew Hodson says “Let me be blunt: Sex has consequences. If you have sex with lots of men, you are much more likely to pick up an STI, including HIV. You can catch gonorrhoea from oral sex - at least 16% of gonorrhoea cases were detected in the throat, so wearing condoms for anal sex is not enough to keep you free from STIs. Having gonorrhoea will make you more vulnerable to HIV, if you have not been infected, and more likely to transmit HIV if you are HIV positive, even if you’re on treatment."

Meanwhile, Sports Day cometh!

 

Circus present Cloud at Moonlighting - a new Friday nighter

No sex with animals please - we're British

It has come to the attention of our sister site www.discodamaged.net in Berlin that the gay SM club Quälgeist are having a 'bring your own pet' evening for men and women on June 30. Discodamaged states that we do not endorse bum sex, or any sex or torture, with animals and we are told this is a just about petting and not the heavy petting kind.

Promoters - last calls for your Jubilee listings

We're publishing our Jubilee listings and news round up tonight. Email us now if you haven't already - 30,000 regular readers wanting to know what's what!

Bear Jubilee at RVT Friday June 1

Manu is hosting a feast for Bears, Cubs, Chubbies, Daddies, Musclebears. He'll have DJs Howard Turner, Ben Jamin and sexy bear dancers for only £3 before midnight, £5 after. Starts 22:00. Click the headline for details.

Vintage video: Development of the English Town

Elton John not well. Says he felt "strange". Concerts cancelled.

We didn't think we were Elton John fans as all we really knew of him was the ridiculous head merkin, that annoying on sight Furniture man and his prediliction for "flowers".  Well, did you know he used to do music and not in a Cilla Black way. He was huge and the songs were really quite good - we found ourselves humming one or two the other day. Anyhoo, he's poorly, told to rest, won't make his LA concerts but hopes to make the Queen's Jubilee concert.  

Head rugs: what's wrong with cropping it?! Would you invent them now? Nope.  Dumbest idea since our idea for a face of Mohammed... STOPPING RIGHT THERE.

Salvation comes as Oliver M. On your knees!

Salvation's creator Steve Elliott was a great loss and there was a lot of worry about what would happen to his baby - Salvation. Well, great news.  Steve's good mate, hugely successful club promoter and superstar DJ will be taking it forward. We think Steve would have been pleased and the event is in excellent hands that'll create  some great events - so, onwards and upwards under Oliver's husky German voiced direction.  His hair is another matter...

The first Salvation London party will be Sunday 8th July at its ancestral home, Cafe de Paris, for London World Pride .

 

Official press release etc below...

 

Eurovision could spell the end of life as we know it in the Eurozone

Could winning the Eurovision destroy Greece and destroy the whole Eurozone? Whoever wins the Eurovision has to host the next one and according to the BBC "Spain's Eurovision contestant has admitted the country would struggle to host the event if it were to win. Directors from broadcasters TVE joked to Pastora Soler, who will represent them this year, "Please, don't win!"

You can imagine the Greeks are sh*tting themselves. We fear folks who are thinking "enough already!" about the Greeks might vote for them to win so we can cut to the chase. Expect suspicious phone votes from one Angela Merkel's office.

Here's their original 2012 entry... 

RVT in June

RVT June listings. Regulars: Saturdays Duckie, Sundays S.L.A.G.S. / Chill-Out, Mondays Bingo, Tuesdays Bar Wotever, Wednesdays - Fridays Comedy, Cabaret, Party or all three. Click the headline for details.

Includes extra SLAGS on Monday 4.6 with 2am extension and DJs Simon Le Vans, Andy Almighty, Sean Sirrs and Rob C, The Ugly Spirit on Friday 8.6 and Saturday 9.6, a run of David Hoyle’s Pandregina until Thursday 21.6 and lots lots more.

Advance tickets for some shows available from Ticketweb. Gay bar / club / cabaret Royal Vauxhall Tavern is at 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall.

Iran withdraws Ambassador to Eurovision nation over gay concerns

Pink News reports that "Iran has recalled its ambassador to Azerbaijan, having accused the Eurovision 2012 host of staging a ‘gay parade’ for the flamboyant contest this Saturday."

Hello?! Whilst the host nation denies hosting anything gay we beg to differ. Can you think of anything more gay than the Eurovision?  What do they think it is? A celebration of European nations?  What's that?  Just handing money over to our latin neighbours so long as they dress like cheap Italian waiters?  Is Merkel going to be sat judging with a wodge of bailout out cash for the biggest beggar?! We think not.  It's about camp music and how everybody hates the UK and gives us nil point.  Camp Politics = gay bitchin'.  If in doubt, watch the French.

Black Cap reprieved. Council tell owners "No way you f*cking bitches". Or something similar.

We might have seen our tweet over the weekend re the Black Cap being saved.  Has it?  Yes, the council told the owners they couldn't develop it as it was a valuable community resource - hard to think that when some inexplicably angry old bruiser's staring at you whilst Sandra's doing that hula hoop thing on stage but there you go.

"Continue reading" for the full story...

Poke at the Waiting Room - Thu 24 May

Vintage video: Country Town