We ran an ad for the incredibly well put together GPSescort over Christmas.
We did wonder about the ethics as we were worried about straight prostitution where there's a desperately sad side to things. Then they sent us this pic - was the woman in the picture one of those trafficked women forced to whore themselves about town for cash?
We then spoke to some guys who do rent and they were totally in charge. We then got a mate to try the thing and he went off grid for a while owing to having a rather good time.
As for the lady? Well, she looks sorted. Chicks with dicks are apparently quite good. Domination of pics is an extra tho.
Quick heads-up: After a couple of banging parties (including one where Ruka Lenska turned up - yes, that wasn't a guy pulling off looking like a woman) the next one is scheduled for 29 March from noon.
We Googled "Trade Egg" for more info and the second link was UK Egg Statistics. Did you know:
Of the total 6.6 million cases of eggs packed by packing stations in the UK, 5 million (74 per cent) were packed in England and Wales. Throughput has been steadily increasing recently to a peak of 6.8 million cases in Q2 2013. The latest data shows a slight fall in throughput as a result of a smaller laying flock.
Broken down by type, eggs from enriched cages accounted for 52 per cent of the total throughput whilst free range eggs accounted for 42 per cent. Barn and organic eggs together accounted for 6 per cent.
Sounds like Ms Malice found a sideline! We used to play what's now known as Deal of No Deal guessing how many would come out of a cubicle at Turnmills and wonder how many hens he's packed in there. Battery clubbers meet hen nights at Egg? He's sure packing them in and we look forward to being Battered Clubbers on the 29th March.
Where are you taking your sweet Valentine? Quaglino's? A romantic twirl on the eye? A candlelit supper and a movie? F*ck that and take your date around on a lead or put on a show giving them a good time at Suzie's Hard On this Saturday. You can always do the candle there too... Preferably over their nipples.
There's another campaign trying to shame the International Olympic Committee into remembering it's principles. Check it out and perhaps get behind it as they want to highlight the “hypocrisy and contradiction” within the International Olympic Committee across primary social media channels for the duration of the 2014 Winter Olympics.
We're building a new clubbing site and events calendar London needs and could do with some help to get it right. To that end, we need London's biggest, most together club whore to give us their view on when's best to arrive at the various clubs and sex venues we're going to be listing... plus any other insights you've got. We're sociable but we just can't do them all so if you fancy imparting sharing your knowledge email us now!
New Damaged: we're trying to build something really useful for locals, newbies and visitors alike. Grindr and life fucking up drugs have got folks online but off the scene and fucking up - we want to change that.
Nudity's running a fundraiser for GMFA this Friday from 10pm-4am at Union. We can't think of a better way than getting rid of the January blues... and your clothes! It's also free for members and a fiver for non-members.
Manbar Listings for February including Babylon and a new film evening called 'Genre'. They are at 79 Charing Cross Rd, London, WC2H 0NE and www.manbarsoho.com and all dates are in the gay London calendar. Click the headline for more.
Night Train with Special Guests: Frankie Knuckles, Lee Foss, The Menendez Brothers, Warboy is on Saturday 8 February at Egg. They are at 200 York Way, Kings Cross, London N7 9AX and www.egglondon.net and it's in the gay London calendar. Click the headline for more.
Manbar January Holiday listings including Spunk, Beartrap and Hombre. They are at 79 Charing Cross Rd, London, Soho WC2H 0NE and http://www.manbarsoho.com/ and all dates are in the gay London calendar. Click the headline for more.
Emerging from your post-festive fog?! We are and Suzie's sorting out a great party this Saturday. Cheapest drinks in Vauxhall and as Suzie says "Shake your dick on our intimate laser filled dirty dance floor to the cock rocking arse munching tunes from DJs Brent Nicholls & Hugo’sland".
More info below but we think you've got your marching orders;)
Upcoming nights at Dalston Superstore in January including The Queer Archive and Twat Boutique. They are at 117 Kingsland High St, London E8 2PB and www.dalstonsuperstore.com and all dates are in the gay London calendar. Click the headline for more.
Nudity's New Year's Day part at Union is fast-approaching and they need help! They're urgently looking for a a cloakroom assistant - it's really good pay and lots of fun. Perfect if you need some cash after the excesses. If you reckon you want to give more to your community in 2014 this is it. You've been training all your life for this role.
On Thursday 16th January a bunch of HIV-positive gay men are going to meet up in Soho and go on a pub crawl.
In many respects this is entirely ordinary: there are hundreds of gay men living with HIV drinking in the gay bars of Soho every evening. What will be different is that they will be there as openly HIV-positive gay men. And they’ll be wearing red. It's an interesting take on the old assumptions thing - a big part of our film, The Bareback Issue in many respects. They don't know how many guys will turn up (quite a big ask for many which underlines why it's still a valid thing to address) but worth noting if you want to take part.
Damaged Berlin reports that Bull reopened the other day and as we're in Berlin just passed by and it is! We're really pleased but imagine it's being given special attention. They deny reports of any medical emergencies. You can read more here... and if you've views on the site design and navigation of our new look in Berlin do let us know as we'll be rolling it out in London based on your feedback.
Grindr: "Effeminately dressed bad boy looking to get nailed and dominated. Have no chems but can multiply anything you have at will as have best ever sugar daddy- just need to ask and thee shall be rewarded! Best party trick ever!!! NSA: No Salvation Attached, done with users and eternal life wasters. Cum get me off this cross. No Jews or Romans. A bit hammered. @MessyMessiah. Pic: him with party girl Magdellin holding up champagne glasses surrounded by what looks like drugs falling from the sky waterfall style, discarded loaves and sushi in the background."
Jesus' alternative life if he were here today and gay? Gotta be happening in some parallel universe (detailed below)
Manbar's pulling out all the stops to put the party back into Soho this New Year's. Manbar's hosting the Beyond Juicy pre-party and to prove it they've got quite the DJ line-up as Beyond star DJs The Oli & GSP take to the stage after midnight. Spinning the tunes to see 2013 out are Rob C (Barcode), Nick Shepherdson (Heaven) and Amos (Manbar).
Chris the hottie manager, who has taken this place and reinvented it, promises an epic party making the most of the big barn of a space - we're talking fire eaters, pole dancers, gogo boys, stage show, confetti cannons (gay farts?), laser and pyrotechnics and or course - a midnight countdown and balloon drop. There's also Silver Summers, delicious Duncan Day with the vibrant Vanity von Glow performing the biggest hits of 2013. Lordy.